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What The World Would Look Like If The Other Side Won The War
Sports
6 Insane Sports That Could Be in the Next Olympics
We might actually WATCH the Olympics then.
TV
CNN Turns Video of Great Boobs Into Bad Television
Turning water into wine is nothing. Try making guys hate watching a report …
Sex
The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
Weird, even for fanfiction.
Tech
MI-6 to CIA: 5 Top Secret Agencies (Who Want to Hire You)
It's actually as easy as signing up for a hotmail account.
Movies
The Schwarzenegger Conspiracy: Deadliest Cover Up Ever
Music
6 Things I Hate About The New Miley Cyrus Song
Miley Cyrus wants you to know she's all grown up.
Gladstone wants to be …
News
Orson Scott Card is a Way Bigger Dumbass Than You'd Expect
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The 8 Shittiest Jobs Of All Time (Literally)
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How to win a fight against twenty children
CNN Wants You To Hate Boobs (or My Cracked Family Is Just Tops In My Book)